25 best creative Facebook and Twitter status messages
- is proud of himself. He finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years
- .. used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything.
- .. says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- .. is in bed with your Girlfriend !
- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
- Studying for my AIDS test hope i dont fail.
- .. understands that hard work pays off in future but Laziness pays off now !
- .. thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest invention ever thinks copy & paste is the greatest…
- is wondering if less means more, then think how much more, would more be?
- is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
- is .ʇı ʎuǝp oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop .ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ʎɐʍɐ puıɯ ɹnoʎ buıʍo1q
- thinks that happiness is a failure to understand how bad things really are.
- I’m on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.
- recommends screwing the ceiling fan in before switching it on!
- Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
- Is Wondering…. If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees,, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches ?
- found out that if you search google in google, the internet would shut down….
- Watch your wedding video backwards, you will love the bit where u take off the ring get out of the Church and f*** off with friends
- Insert coin to view my status message.
- iTunes just suffered a major melt down. I now have noTunes now
- thinks "Recession" is when your neighbor loses his job. "Depression" is when you lose yours. And "Recovery" is when Obama loses his
- working for the weekend, like everybody !
- is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
- says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.
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